Time now for another glorious chapter from the glorious career of Supreme Court nominee John Roberts, during his glory days as a young apparatchik in the glorious court of King Ronald the Addlepated. Today we learn what the "moderate" nominee thinks of the idea that a woman should be paid the same as a man for doing the same kind of work.
It's a "pernicious" theory, Roberts wrote in the one of the thousands of little memo droppings left behind from his royal service. It's a "radical redistributive concept," a downright Communistic pinko commie Marxist communism-type thing: "Their slogan may as well be 'From each according to his ability, to each according to her gender.'"
And who were these pernicious feminazi radical pinko-type Red Communist Bolshevik commies young John Roberts was fuming about so furiously? They were, er, three female Republican members of Congress. Goldang them uppity little womenfolk, trying to impose their communisticated perniciousness on God's natural order! You just wait until I get to the Supreme Court. Just let 'em try get some of that com-symp "equality" garbage past me then! Hoo-hah! It'll be pigtails in the inkwell all around!
